WAYS TO TURN DOWN UNWANTED MEN !!!!

‧本文由 CK 分享 ‧ 2007-04-10 ‧ 顯示 3,274 次 ‧ 轉寄 3 次 ‧ 短評 7 篇 ‧

HE : Can I buy you a drink?
SHE : Actually I'd rather have the money.

HE : I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
SHE : I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.

HE : Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
SHE : Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.

HE : How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE : I must've been given your share.

HE : Will you go out with me this Saturday?
SHE : Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.

HE : Your face must turn a few heads.
SHE : And your face must turn a few stomachs.

HE : Go on ,don't be shy. Ask me out.
SHE : Okay, get out.

HE : I think I could make you very happy.
SHE : Why? Are you leaving?

HE : What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
SHE : Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.

HE : Can I have your name?
SHE : Why? Don't you already have one?

HE : Shall we go see a movie?
SHE : I've already seen it.

HE : Where have you been all my life?
SHE : Hiding from you.

HE : Haven't I seen you some place before?
SHE : Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.

HE : Is this seat empty?
SHE : Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

HE : So, what do you do for a living?
SHE : I'm a female impersonator.

HE : Hey baby, what's your sign?
SHE : Do not enter.

HE : Your body is like a temple.
SHE : Sorry, there are no services today.

HE : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
SHE : If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

FORWARD TO WOMEN IN NEED OF SOME LAUGHS
(and men who may appreciate good humor)

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	point 於 2007-04-10 12:47:01 說好可憐的男人

	happydog= 遠離顛倒夢想 = 於 2007-04-10 15:38:16 說拒絕的藝術？

	專打嘴砲之羊痔不涼= 全國醫生關光光，羊痔才能不再涼 = 於 2007-04-10 18:05:10 說嘴這麼毒，只不過多製造一位老姑娘！（妳花痴啊？當每個男人都是色狼？）

	Valerie 於 2007-04-10 18:26:33 說哈哈哈…… 很毒啊！

	reader 於 2007-04-11 13:24:47 說只為博君一燦而寫吧﹗ 如果為了拒絕就說出這麼刻薄的話,未免太不可愛了.

	kuni 於 2007-04-11 19:57:27 說毒舌的藝術???

	小伍於 2007-08-31 05:10:20 說男人難做啊!