Girls Over 30

‧本文由 Valerie_cv1976 分享 ‧ 2005-11-23 ‧ 顯示 3,944 次 ‧ 轉寄 8 次 ‧ 短評 12 篇 ‧
The truth about older women........beautiful!

This is for all you girls 30 years and over.... and for those who are turning 30, and for those who are scared of moving into their 30's... AND For guys who are scared of girls over 30!!!!... This was written by Andy Rooney from CBS 60 Minutes. Andy Rooney says:

As I grow in age, I value women who are over 30 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why:

A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think. If a woman over 30 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do. And, it's usually something more interesting.

A woman over 30 knows herself well enough to be assured in who she is, what she is, what she wants and from whom. Few women past the age of 30 give a damn what you might thin k about her or what she's doing.

Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.

Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated.

A woman over 30 has the self-assurance to introduce you to her women friends. A younger woman with a man will often ignore even her best friend because she doesn't trust the guy with other women. Women over 30 couldn't care less if you're attracted to her friends because she knows her friends won't betray her.

Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 30. They always know.

A woman over 30 looks good wearing bright red lipstick. This is not true of younger women.

Once you get past a wrinkle or two , a wom an over 30 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.

Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one! You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.

Yes, we praise women over 30 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed hot woman of 30+, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year-old waitress.

Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
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m 小吉= 寧得罪小人, 莫得罪高層 =  Ex MVP icon Gatekeeper icon  於 2005-11-23 00:31:26 說
not worth buying an entire PIG~~~~~~
HAHAHAHA~~~~~~~~`
m 弘虫cavin  Gatekeeper icon  於 2005-11-23 01:01:04 說
Well....what a kind woman....But how about vice versa??
m 半糖綠  Gatekeeper icon  於 2005-11-23 01:07:55 說
開頭會不會....
m igotmailc= 行事有方動靜有常 =  Gatekeeper icon  於 2005-11-23 04:03:43 說
大部分女人會隨著年紀增長變得越來越有智慧
m ashley  於 2005-11-23 11:37:09 說
哈哈~~~真是棒的一篇文章!!!
m yenlonn  Gatekeeper icon  於 2005-11-23 12:30:16 說
這份文章好像還沒完整嗎?
m wu sir sir= don't worry, be happy! =  Gatekeeper icon  於 2005-11-23 14:50:18 說
haha......not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
m kiki玲= 凡事往好處想 =  MVP icon Gatekeeper icon  於 2005-11-23 22:38:03 說
女人到了30~~
m 小凝  Gatekeeper icon VIP icon  於 2005-11-23 23:16:36 說
poor
m 花花  Gatekeeper icon  於 2005-11-24 12:32:44 說
哈哈哈.... 最後一句好笑!!
不過無論女人怎麼說, 所有男人仍然是喜歡年輕女人的啦...
這是不變的定律..
m 妹丫  於 2005-12-08 18:51:40 說
有感而發
m point  Key icon Gatekeeper icon  於 2005-12-23 20:34:14 說
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