Summary of Life

‧本文由 reader 分享 ‧ 2007-12-07 ‧ 顯示 2,511 次 ‧ 轉寄 5 次 ‧ 短評 6 篇 ‧

GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED:

1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptise cats.

2) When your Mum is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair.

3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person.

4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.

5) You can't trust dogs to watch your food.

6) Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.

7) Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time.

8) You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.

9) Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.

10) The best place to be when you're sad is Grandpa's lap.

GREAT TRUTHS THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED:

1) Raising teenagers is like nailing jelly to a tree.

2) Wrinkles don't hurt.

3) Families are like fudge..mostly sweet, with a few nuts.

4) Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground.

5) Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside.

6) Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fibre, not the toy.

GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT GROWING OLD

1) Growing old is mandatory; growing up is option! al.& gt;

2) Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.

3) When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you're down there.

4) You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.

5) It's frustrating when you know all the answers but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.

6) Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.

7) Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.

     THE FOUR STAGES OF LIFE:!

     1) You believe in Santa Claus.
     2) You don't believe in Santa Claus.
     3) You are Santa Claus.
     4) You look like Santa Claus.

     SUCCESS:

     At age 4 success is . .. . not piddling in your pants.
     At age 12 success is . . . having friends.
     At age 17 success is . .   having a drivers licence.
     At age 35 success is . . having money.
     At age 50 success is . . having money.
     At age 70 success is . ... having a drivers licence.
     At age 75 success is . . . having friends.
     At age 80 success is . . . not piddling in your pants.

Always remember to forget the troubles that pass your way;
BUT NEVER forget the blessings that come each day.

Have a wonderful day with many *smiles*

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	小吉= 寧得罪小人, 莫得罪高層 = 於 2007-12-07 00:21:55 說有看過中文版的, 英文版的也好

	reader 於 2007-12-07 07:55:17 說人生真的就是這樣,有甜蜜,有無奈.交織著喜怒哀樂的循環. 隨著年歲增長,看事情的角度與作為都會改變,卻總是想[...如果當時有現在的智慧,一定做得更好...] 無論成敗得失,若學會詼諧看世情,會更自在些吧.

	lily 於 2007-12-07 20:39:00 說 reader+1 但願隨著歲月日增的是淡看世情的智慧，詼諧也好，幽默也好，總是一笑~~

	叮咚= Dare to dream, able to win! = 於 2007-12-07 23:48:27 說羨慕 reader 的境界。但我想，我的人生還有很多需要努力、要去追求、等著現實，或許得等到自己都經歷一遭之後，才能雲淡風清看世情、也自省己身。

	happydog= 遠離顛倒夢想 = 於 2007-12-08 23:49:15 說 reader+1 有唐吉柯德的精神。

	point 於 2007-12-31 12:44:26 說蠻幽默的