CASE OF THE PREGNANT LADY

‧本文由 reader 分享 ‧ 2008-03-25 ‧ 顯示 2,024 次 ‧ 轉寄 2 次 ‧ 短評 4 篇 ‧

A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus.

She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat. This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.

The case came up in court.

The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself.

The man replied, 'Well your Honor, it was like this, when the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her ondition. She sat down under a sign that said, 'The Double Mint Twins are coming' and grinned. Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, ' Logan 's Liniment will reduce the swelling,' and I had to smile. Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, 'William's Big Stick Did the Trick,' and I could hardly contain myself. But, Your Honor, when She moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, 'Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident'... I just lost it.'

'CASE DISMISSED!!'

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	Antman 於 2008-03-25 01:56:13 說 Lol... this is a good one.

	reader 於 2008-03-25 09:18:41 說這法官很人性,判得好! (唉!美國就是這樣, 動輒得咎,笑的不是時候也會官司纏身.)

	龍捲風= 平生修得隨緣性-粗茶淡飯也知足 = 於 2008-03-25 10:10:46 說出門在外,一切小心！

	point 於 2008-04-01 11:55:09 說蠻幽默的