Definitions
‧本文由 Valerie_cv1976 分享 ‧
2007-10-28 ‧
顯示 5,810 次
‧
轉寄 15 次
‧
短評 6 篇
‧
School: A place where Papa pays and Son plays .Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you Poor all your life so that you can die Rich.
Nurse: A person who wakes you up to give you sleeping pills.
Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.
Divorce: Future tense of Marriage.
Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine waterpower.
Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the
Lecturer to the notes of the Students without passing through "the minds of either"
Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present .
Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece .
Dictionary : A place where success comes before work.
Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.
Father : A Banker provided by nature.
Criminal: A Guy no different from the rest....except that he got
caught.
Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and your
Confidence after.
Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.
Classic : Books, which people praise, but do not read .
Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight .
Office : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
Etc .: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you
actually do.
Committee : Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to
decide that nothing can be done together.
Experience : The name men give to their mistakes.
Atom Bomb : An invention to end all inventions.
Philosopher : A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.
0.00
0 votes
1
3
5
7
9
請按數字進行評分
請以１～９的評分代表由負面到正面的感受，統計數據將決定資訊的參考價值。謝謝！
|
關鍵字建檔說明
|
顯示／隱藏
列印
列印提示
- 您可以點擊右方的「顯示／隱藏」鏈結來隱藏不相關的內容。
- 內容確認後，點擊右方的「列印」鏈結或瀏覽器之列印鍵即可。
- 完成後，顯示被隱藏的內容即可繼續瀏覽。
◎附加檔案 中的附件有三種不同的呈現方式，均限會員使用：
- 圖檔類型 以縮圖方式呈現，點縮圖後會浮現原尺寸圖檔！
- 檔案類型 以檔名方式呈現，建議先另存新檔，再開啟瀏覽！
- FLV類型 支援線上瀏覽模式，請按檔名前方的圓型箭頭；按檔名則是另存新檔。
- 檔案開不了怎麼辦？請參考「Office 檔案開不了怎麼辦？」
- 郵件容量超出 50MB 時，為了節省網站營運成本，僅提供下列會員使用：
─── 贊助網站營運基金之會員（一天一元）
─── 長期且持續分享，半年內超過 100 篇以上者  |
小吉= 寧得罪小人, 莫得罪高層 =
  於 2007-10-28 00:17:52 說marriage 那個真的   |
 |
point
 於 2007-10-28 11:41:15 說蠻幽默的 |
 |
郁芬`
於 2007-11-24 12:46:06 說 麻煩誰幫我翻成中文一下，我根本就看沒有。 |
|
阿東≠
於 2008-07-20 12:51:59 說 學校: Papa 支付和兒子戲劇的地方。 人壽保險: 保留您貧寒所有您的生活的合同以便您能死富有。 護士: 醒來您由授予決定您安眠藥的人。 婚姻: 這是一個人丟失他的學士學位和婦女獲取她的大師的協議。 離婚: 婚姻未來時態。 淚花: 男性意志由女性waterpower 擊敗的水力力量。 演講: 轉移的資訊藝術從講師的筆記對學生的筆記沒有通過通過"或者的頭腦" |
|
小吉= 寧得罪小人, 莫得罪高層 =
於 2008-07-20 19:55:08 說 樓上的翻譯如果不是偷懶利用翻譯軟體翻的話, 閣下的英文功力真令我"嘆為觀止"  |
|
Astro
於 2009-01-13 23:38:24 說 humour |
