Coincidence?!
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2007-11-26 ‧
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A chicken farmer went to a local bar...sat next to a woman and ordered a glass of champagne.The woman perks up and says "How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!"
"What a coincidence" the farmer says "This is a special day for me I am celebrating"
"This is a special day for me too, I am also celebrating!" says the woman.
"What a coincidence!" says the farmer? As they clinked glasses the man asked "What are you celebrating?
"My husband and I have been trying for years to have a child and today my doctor told me that I am pregnant!"
"What a coincidence "says the man. "I'm a chicken farmer and for years all of my hens were infertile, but today they are all laying fertilized eggs."
"That's great!" says the woman, "How did your chickens become fertile?"
"I used a different cock," he replied.
The woman smiled and said, "What a coincidence."
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叮咚= Dare to dream, able to win! =
   於 2007-11-26 11:45:33 說哈～～～這篇不錯笑啊！ 英文的雙關語也蠻好玩的。 |
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Fsha
於 2007-11-27 16:08:43 說 好笑! |
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point
於 2007-12-14 12:33:49 說 蠻幽默的 |
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花花
於 2007-12-16 16:15:38 說 hahahahhaa.....再看還是很好笑的!! |
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hakerman
 於 2007-12-19 12:11:54 說 真是巧合啊 ! |
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steward
於 2008-01-15 19:10:21 說 原來是用了不同的cock!!! = =" |
