Doctor
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2006-12-05 ‧
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A doctor has some urgent matter coming up. He calls his orderly, Kapal, and tells him "Kapal, I have to go off for the afternoon, we don't want to close the clinic, can you take care of our patients ?"
"Yes, sir......" answers Kapal.
The doctor returns the next day and asks: "So Kapal, how did it go ?"
Kapal tells him he took care of 3 patients. "The first one had a headache so I gave him PANADOL."
"Nice one Kapal, and the second one?" asks the doctor.
"The second one had fever and I gave him PANADOL, sir" says Kapal.
" Bravo Kapal, and what about the third one?" asks the doctor.
"Sir, it was almost 5 pm. I was about to close. Suddenly the door opened and a woman entered like flame, she undressed herself, taking off her bra and her panty, and lied down on the table and shouted :
HELP ME !!!? I have not seen any man for 5 years !!! "
" . . . . .? and what did you do, Kapal?" the doctor gets very curious. " Not Panadol, but an injection I believe."
No sir......" answers Kapal. " I can't do that, it won't solve the problem. I give her exactly what she needs !
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小吉= 寧得罪小人, 莫得罪高層 =
於 2006-12-05 00:17:34 說 then why did she undress..........!!?? | |
黑輪
於 2006-12-05 00:58:51 說 ya | |
叮咚= Dare to dream, able to win! =
於 2006-12-05 05:38:44 說 這正是代班醫師翩翩君子的暗示不是嗎? 那眼藥水點在眼裡, 明白在心裡吧. | |
花花
於 2006-12-05 11:49:09 說 還是他太蠢了, 以為那女人是因為眼疾所以說看不到男人?? | |
point
於 2006-12-05 12:41:40 說 蠻幽默的 | |
小祐
於 2006-12-05 12:49:40 說 呵呵呵,感謝分享喔。 | |
Valerie
於 2006-12-05 15:10:00 說 哈哈哈…… | |
Hwee Lee
於 2006-12-05 17:54:02 說 haha...thanks | |
良羽
於 2006-12-05 19:15:30 說 病人脫光躺下那段,不是唸給醫生聽,是寫給讀者看,用意要誤導讀者往那方面聯想, 奇怪的心態。 | |
龍捲風= 平生修得隨緣性-粗茶淡飯也知足 =
於 2006-12-06 02:35:33 說 感謝分享。 | |
蛇蛇= 謙虛~謙虛~謙虛 =
於 2006-12-09 14:53:55 說 感謝分享~ | |
jc
於 2006-12-14 15:10:39 說 good | |
戀戀微風
於 2007-01-03 13:15:42 說 感謝分享~~ | |