IT Husband
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2001-07-07 ‧
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Conversation between a wife and her husband who is a softwareengineer.
Husband : (Returning late from work) "Good Evening Dear, I'm now
logged in."
Wife : Have you brought the grocery ?
Husband : Bad command or filename.
Wife : But I told you in the morning !
Husband : Erroneous syntax. Abort ?
Wife : What about my new TV ?
Husband : Variable not found ...
Wife : At least, give me your Credit Card, I want to do some
shopping.
Husband : Sharing Violation. Access denied...
Wife : Do you love me or do you only love computers or are you
just
being funny?
Husband : Too many parameters...
Wife : It was a great mistake that I married an idiot like you.
Husband : Data type mismatch.
Wife : You are useless.
Husband : It's by Default.
Wife : What about your Salary ?
Husband : File in use ... Try later.
Wife : What is my value in the family ?
Husband : Unknown Virus
MORAL: Beware before getting married to an IT programmer !!!!!
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feiaaaaa
於 2005-06-06 16:19:13 說 IT Husband..............hahahahahaha |
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daphne
於 2005-06-08 02:35:42 說 so cold! |
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小嵐
 於 2005-07-28 23:21:20 說hahaha |
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P01262003
於 2005-08-04 13:11:32 說 ... |
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星星之火
於 2005-11-04 01:55:19 說 great |
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igotmailc= 行事有方動靜有常 =
 於 2005-11-12 11:14:04 說工程師不該將工作帶回家中喔 |
