Management Lesson
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2006-08-25 ‧
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Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office..... but she belonged to someone else...One day Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said I'll give you 1000 dollars if you let me screw you....but the girl said NO.
Johnny said "I'll be fast, I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and I'll be finished by the time you pick it up".
She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend.....so she called her boyfriend and told him the story.
Her boyfriend says ask him for 2000 dollars, pick up the money very fast, he won't even be able to get his pants down. So she agrees and accepts the proposal.
Half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call.
Finally after 45 mins the boyfriend calls and asks what happened......
She said "THE BASTARD USED COINS!!!"
Management lesson:
ALWAYS CONSIDER A BUSINESS PROPOSAL IN ITS ENTIRETY!
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KK
 於 2006-08-25 00:48:22 說聰明 |
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angela
於 2006-08-25 05:53:13 說 rofl |
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dada611
 於 2006-08-25 06:49:34 說古惑 |
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魯卡司
於 2006-08-25 08:32:55 說 改天我也來試試看... |
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史丹利
於 2006-08-25 12:06:01 說 厲害!! |
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chzcake
於 2006-08-25 15:45:08 說 哈哈 好好笑喔~~ |
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MOMIJI
於 2006-08-25 20:16:58 說 好帥阿∼ |
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☆↗幸福℃•Lisa↙★= 人生的第一步～投資自己 =
於 2006-08-25 20:51:08 說 用硬幣啊~~ ! ! 好高招的手段~~ |
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point
 於 2006-08-26 13:45:53 說最後一句說的好 |
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Fsha
於 2006-08-26 20:33:41 說 好計 |
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花花
於 2006-08-31 13:17:33 說 做管理的確要全面點 |
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惠
於 2007-03-02 14:38:41 說 沒有錯 不僅是合約 即使是內部的企劃案都應該詳加考慮到鉅細靡遺 以免超出預計的花費與時間 |
