Blind man
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2006-12-22 ‧
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Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must not get even a drop of paint on their habits.After conferring about this for a while, the two nuns decide to lock the door of the room, strip off their habits, and paint in the nude.
In the middle of the project, there comes a knock at the door. "Who is it?", calls one of the nuns.
"Blind man," replies a voice from the other side of the door.
The two nuns look at each other and shrug, and deciding that no harm can come from letting a blind man into the room, they open the door.
"Nice boobs," says the man, "now, where do you want the blinds?"
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f
於 2006-12-22 07:29:47 說 嘻嘻 | |
小祐
於 2006-12-22 09:42:21 說 感謝分享。 | |
wu sir sir= don't worry, be happy! =
於 2006-12-22 14:04:22 說 哈哈! | |
古葉
於 2006-12-22 17:22:48 說 感謝分享 | |
point
於 2006-12-23 12:38:07 說 蠻幽默的 | |
a1000
於 2006-12-23 19:33:51 說 hahahaha...... | |
溫泉
於 2007-01-30 22:16:12 說 看不董= = | |
惠
於 2007-02-27 13:26:21 說 Blind也是百葉窗的意思. 所以,那位仁兄說他是Blind man,是說他是裝百葉窗的工人. 可是,修女誤以為他是盲人... | |
reader
於 2007-02-27 14:24:23 說 非禮勿視﹗百葉窗工人快快閃吧﹗ | |